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  • Jimi_Hendrix
    12-14 02:55 PM
    Time: 7 PM PST

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  • harivenkat
    08-13 08:56 AM
    "08/12/2010: Wow, That Is Fast. H.R. 6080 Presented to President Today, and President to Sign 08/13/2010, Friday

    * As soon as the Senate passed the bill, the Congress quickly cleared for White House and has already been presented to the President. Since it passed during the special session, everything had to be cleared out of the Congress quickly, I guess. USCIS must be busy to get ready for processing and collecting increased fees from these employers soon. The new filing fees will be a huge amount, especially when they decide to file a premium processing request. Can you imagine how much these employers will lose for a single case if the case is filed on premium and denied!! Ouch!
    * The new fees will take effect tomorrow since the President is scheduled to sign it into law at 11:00 a.m. EST, tomorrow. "

    - The OH Law

    wondering if its time to leave....




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  • Chiwere
    08-20 04:45 PM
    USCIS_COMPLAINT is an inactive email account should be reported to the Ombudsman as well.

    As for management,following are responsible for NSC:-

    Director: Gerard Heinauer

    Deputy Director: Gregory W. Christian




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  • gcformeornot
    11-08 04:56 PM
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  • fullerene
    06-03 10:25 AM
    Retrogress is against the principle of laws. Think about the reason that the government wants provide a path for these undocumented people is the government wants secure the border. Before the law take effective, they need find a way to take care of these people because new law can not have retrogress. Same should apply to the legal immigrants. When the new law is being discussed, it can not terminate or replace the current law. I don’t think people interpret the words correctly. I believe introduction means the period of time before the signed new law replaces the current one.

    Law execution shall favor the executed person. I don’t know how to describe it in a professional matter. I give an example,
    Person A is sentenced to death and will be executed on June 15th. However, new law takes effective on June 5, and according to new law Person A shall be sentenced 20 years in prison. So Person A can appeal to change the sentence.
    On the other hand, Person A is sentenced to 10 years and will be executed on June 5th. But new law will take effective which gives 20 years in prison. So will the person get a severer penalty? I don’t think so.

    In addition to that, when a new law is dramatically changed, compared to the current law, an introduction period is usually applied. During this period of time dual status may apply. People may choose either law which is favorable for them. Of course, because of the uncertainty, lawyers love this dual status to get more business.




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  • nareshg
    09-17 01:08 AM
    All the info here is great !!

    Pardon my ingnorance, but if I wanted to start a small time business where I do website development and designing either myself or by a company outside US, do I need to file as an LLC or can I register as a small business. Can someone tell me where I might get details for registering a company (Or is that same as LLC).

    I was thinking I will not get EAD earlier than 6 months and I got it in less than 6 weeks....so now am doing some basic ground work and would appreciate any guidance !!

    Thanks in advance.



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  • manishs7
    07-20 04:13 PM
    i Will vote for his (MCcain) great great grandson when I get citizenship (and if I am alive)

    Well this message should go out to immigrant American voters ..

    Let's expose their real face...




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  • looivy
    07-20 03:53 PM
    What about receipt notices? Isn't that teh first step? I do not believe it will take 20 months to get a receipt notice. Are you sure they have only 30 folks for EAD. Is that a known fact? What if it is 300?

    How about outsourcing it?


    Guys,
    The calculations below is not to scare anyone but it may very well a reality. Based on the assumptions below, some people may have to wait up to 20 months to get a EAD card: Ouch!


    A Total I-485 Applicants: 750000 Applicants
    B Each EAD processing time: 5 Minutes
    C Total processing hrs: 62500 Hours
    (Calculations: AxB/60)
    D Daily productive Hours: 5 Hours
    (It is a government body!)
    E Total Man Days (Business Days): 12500 Man Days
    (Calculations: C/D)
    F EAD Workforce: 30 People
    G Total Business Days: 417 Days
    (Calculations: E/F)
    H Average Business Days in a month: 21 Days
    I Total Clearing Time : 20 Months
    (Calculations: G/I)



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  • ca_immigrant
    06-11 08:46 PM
    Just eat mangoes and have fun! GC doesnt taste half as good as Indian mangoes.

    ek dozen kitne mein girega mere bhai ?

    how much for a dozen my friend...lol :D

    If I buy mangoes from you, can you get me a green card ?




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  • jonty_11
    09-10 03:02 PM
    Remember this is the October VB...so thisis waht is in store for teh next Fiscal year..Oct 08 to Sept 09....so be ready for another year of drudgery....

    Sometimein July Aug 2009, they will move dates again to prevent wastage..and again some lucky bastards will get thru...unlucky-always i.e. u and me...with continue to tread these forums....I need a break.............



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  • ItIsNotFunny
    10-21 03:22 PM
    I am sending PMs to senior members of forum requesting to send emails. Started with "A" :)




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  • eb3_nepa
    04-25 05:02 PM
    1) Can somebody explain what the CORE objective of asking the UCSIS/DOL
    to change the Priority date from the date of application of Labor to date of filing H1B is?

    2) What is the proposed plan of action to deal with the 100K plus applications already applied for?



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  • snhn
    06-10 11:32 AM
    Drunk With ImmigrationVoice. :D

    good to see that we still can laugh in such uncertain times as far as immigration is concerned. made me laugh... surprise seeing this funny comment coming from Pappu.... good one...




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  • nk2006
    10-21 05:24 PM
    Some people are abusing (by misguidence of few lawyers, as they claim GC is for future job) AC21, without even working for single day with sponser, trying to get GC. USCIS may be controlling that kind of abuse.

    Now, if the visa numbers are continously available (for example EB1, EB2-ROW) USCIS is approving 485 within 6 months, except july 07 fiasco surge. So now AC21 users are only those who suffers in retrogression, not by USCIS administartive delay. That may be the another reason why USCIS becoming hard on AC21.
    Thanks Ramba for your insights.

    Whatever the reasons - its apparent USCIS is not following the AC21 regulations and it is not fair. I believe, AC21 regulations are made with an objective of improving immigration rules for 21st century (and thus the name American Competetiveness for 21st century) and provide some mobility for the applicants while their GC applications are pending. The delay in application processing is still relevant (actually its more severe) - irrespective of whether its caused by processing or because of lack of visa numbers. AC21 regulations never mentioned about the origin of delay or the longivity of applicant with original company. Changing interpretation of a rule they made, that too without notice is unfair and maybe even unlawful.

    So far I was thinking that its a case of misinformed IO rejecting I485 once they see a I140 revocation. But rejecting MTR on the grounds that employee has left the company on his/her own and so does not have intent of continuing in the job is just plain twisting of their own rules. And we need a much bigger effort - if its a case of a few misinformed USCIS employees incorrectly rejecting I485 - then it could have been fixed with a low key effort that we are doing. We are seeing more rejections based on unknown "interpretations" - and even MTR getting rejected - it kind of gives a feeling that they have a bigger agenda here and we need to fight on a bigger scale.



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  • user2005
    01-05 05:26 PM
    It tracks the statuses of around 1800 people....

    http://www.immigrationportal.com/showthread.php?p=1392408#post1392408

    This seems to be very extensive tracker. Based on this data, we can make a close analysis of Philadelphia BPC.

    In RIR queue, they are currently certifying applications with PD of Sep 2004. We can find some cases with PD later than Sep 04 with status Certified. Those are either lucky ones or those who already reached from SWA to DOL before ended up in BPC. We can find many cases with PD earlier than Sep 04 with status Letter Received. I do not have strong explanation. Those could be either pending in data review or ones who did not care to update their tracking info after being certified or unlucky ones :confused:

    In Regular (TR) queue, they are still certifying ones that came from DOL.:mad:




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  • vallabhu
    01-05 02:38 PM
    Looks like it is random, it may also depend on the service where it is applied from, Mine is from vermont, Nov 2003 received the 45 letter, I have another one from Atlanta June 2004 did not receive the 45 day letter.



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  • amitjoey
    09-01 10:14 AM
    Landed August 98 as a Student.
    12 years on- waiting




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  • ronhira
    07-06 01:44 AM
    It is a 3 hour lunch. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    I am all game for this one, sign me up :D I am a leader, I want change - yes I can ;)




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  • yoda
    09-13 05:32 PM
    Last 24 hours had been more intense but fruitful ...

    Sent to 30,000 press worldwide



    Is there any media organization left to be notified? :)




    gc_buddy
    09-12 10:02 AM
    The mere things that we are trying to use in the campaign do not cost more than $10.

    Guys, Every penny is worth spending. Try looking back at the flower campaign that we did back in July 2007 and the magic it made..




    sanju
    03-12 03:57 PM
    Great! Someone should give you an award for motivation

    For your information, i have contributed to IV monetarily. It just does not show up on the handle for some reason i do not know.

    So you are looking for motivation? Your post do not indicate that you are looking for motivation. There are those who are undecided or who cannot find enough energy/motivation to do something, and those people need motivation. You don't fall in that category. You are pretty much convinced that you don't belong here. Now you are just spoiling the environment to make sure that others all leave looking at you and mad-dog bickering. And one need not be a rocket scientist to figure that out. Its obvious. There goes your flag for "award for motivation". What's next, you need a shoulder to cry?

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