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  • SGP
    04-22 09:38 AM
    Hi: Does anyone have update on how long is it taking to get PERM approvals now days? I have applied for my 2nd labor under EB3 at end of March 2011.

    Replies are always appreciated. many thanks in advance.

    Hello.... Anyone there?:confused:




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  • jediknight
    04-30 09:38 AM
    Thanks Pappu and the other IV folks. Will be contacting the senators today.

    Congress111 for iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad on the iTunes App Store (http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/congress111/id349889282?mt=8)

    I am not affiliated to the creator of this app in any way but this is a neat little app that also lets you send messages to senators and congressmen.

    Congress111 iPhone Application Screenshots � Mike's Dev Blog (http://mikebluestein.wordpress.com/2010/01/16/congress111-iphone-application-screenshots/)

    - JK




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  • Macaca
    10-01 04:07 PM
    If the USCSI didnt have enough applications to be assigned the VISA , then why are they so conservative in making the cutoff dates move ahead. What is the harm in pro-actively moving the cutiff dates, to amek sure no visa gets wasted.
    A cut-off date avoids submission of AOS applications with PD after cut-off date. In my opinion, this was the only reason to retrogress on July 2: avoid AOS submission whose PDs became current in July.

    Now nearly all AOS applications have been submitted. Hence, setting cut-off dates conservatively is not that motivating.




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  • GCard_Dream
    01-04 02:59 PM
    Agree. Truthinspector is simply expressing his opinion and if one doesn't agree, just put your side of the arguments to counter his but their is no need for character assassination. It's perfectly fine to disagree with someone but there are better ways of letting him/her know that.

    truthinspector: may be it's time to invoke "freedom of speech" clause. ;) .. just kidding.


    for all of you sharpening the knives to get truthinspector, let me start by saying that he/she has only mentioned their opinion and/or facts. they may not have been presented in a politically correct manner.

    truthinspector never mentioned that the US has NO NEGATIVES........... purely stated why India is still not and (I am not sure about the 500 years - seems like an arbitrary number) will not in the near future, be a developed country and presented his/her reasons for the hypothesis..........

    this forum is better served if you can show how and why truthinspector's list is incorrect instead of talking about self-confidence, self-esteem and all the other intangibles that you have no way of gauging without actually knowing truthinspector as a person.........

    you are the one indulging in personal attacks, while truthinspector is only stating opinion and/or facts....

    the truth always hurts. some more so than the others........



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  • GCBy3000
    01-03 02:11 PM
    I am confused and think about this daily. I am here in US for the past 8+ years and I am 33 now. All my friends who have stayed back in India are in very good managerial position and earning well. Money is not the issue now, but the career.

    I thought about going back to India and when I started the job search, I ended up seeing myself aged out. Being stuck with my GC, I am now continuing as a Sr Software er for the past 8 years. I did not move up an inch all these years and I did not think it is going to affect my career till now. Now if I look back, I sometime think that I have made wrong choices unknowingly.

    In India:

    1. I am not fit for Sr Software Er position as guys from college with 2+ years of experience fills that position.
    2. I dont want tech lead / team lead as I hear from my friends there it is going back 5years for me for my age.
    3. I am not getting project manager position as I do not have any managerial experience.

    If I get a good position in India, I am ready to go back. At the same time, I have two kids who are born here in US and I own a house (technically I am proud owner of mortgage debt not house) here in US. I have to close all my debts before I decide to go back.

    I AM NOT IN CLEAR STATE OF MIND. MAY BE GETTING GC WILL HELP ME OUT.




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  • mpadapa
    07-11 08:40 AM
    Great news for EB2 folks.
    If EB2-I moves to June 2006 then EB2 C will almost be in the same or better position. So June 2007 bulletin folks aka EB2-C (Jan 2006) will be the main beneficiary. EB2 I folks who are lucky with RD before the current processing dates (mid July) can expect surprise mails. Good luck



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  • deepimpact
    08-22 09:51 PM
    So does this mean:
    a) Less of EB1
    b) Less of EB2- ROW
    c) Less porting from EB3->EB2

    If implemented may help the EB2-I/C backlog move faster. Probably USCIS's way of reducing the backlog!!




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  • snathan
    02-13 10:43 PM
    So Mr Nathan, email me when you have contributed more than $500

    I dont deal with junks...when you are so mean to spend a penny for your parents, every one knows how much you would have contributed for IV.



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  • sri1309
    03-13 01:28 PM
    While we work in different directions for the same goal, please write to Zoe and others that we can help reduce the housing crisis, create jobs.
    Please find addresses at the bottom who to send.



    Sub: Legal immigrants Quota Problem: Employment based EB2, EB3

    Dear XXXX,

    This is to once again thank you for your continuous efforts in making things move in the legal immigration front.
    We would request you to bring HR 5882 to the table and hence help people waiting for so long get immediate relief. We think this is the best time to do it as there are so many waiting in long queues for so long and are unable to buy houses though they are at rock bottom prices now, or change companies as some of us would also like to, and start new companies and jobs. There are very much needed in this time of economic crisis. Applicants in EB3 and EB2 Employment based greencard category are severly backlogged.

    The problem is mainly due to country based quotas and wastage of many greencards due to administrative delays over the years, as you know. This can easily be fixed with a simple administrative action and need not need to be done as part of the bigger comprehensive immigration bill. We too need a change.

    Below are some statistics and details of the problem, just in case you missed a point.


    1. High technology H1-B visas allowed into US = 85,000 H1B per year.
    2. H1B quota limit per country = None, quota limits.
    3. Greencard eligible candidates = All H1B holders
    4. Total Employment Greencards = 145,000 per year.
    5. Quota limits for greencards = 7% per country and each family member is counted as 1 visa.
    6. H1 holders from India = 30,000 to 40,000 per year.
    7. Greencards available for India by quota limits = 2000 � 3000 per year.
    8. People waiting in Queues = 37,000 � 38,000 per year.
    9. Estimated wait = 10- 15 years per life.
    10. Estimated loss of productivity = unlimited.
    11. Loss of health and health related issues due to these worries = incalculable.

    Consequences:
    1. EB3 Employment based category from India is severely backlogged,
    2. Number of applicants in Queues waiting to buy house = 300,000
    3. Number of applicants in Queues buying a house now = 0.
    4. Money spent by applicants on rent per year = $6 billion
    5. Number of applicants having Citizen children born in US = 80%
    6. Number of applicants unable to start own companies(as they are tied to employer all the time due to greencard sponsorship)
    = 30-40%
    7. Applicants disappointed and leaving US = 10-15%
    8. Applicants planning to come back after retirement who take with them US Citizens who will sponsor them = everybody who is leaving US right now with Citizen kids
    9. Burden on social security and healthcare by applicants in point 7 = billions of dollars.
    10. Severe pain for everyone wasting time on worries and uncertainity.
    11. Many people thinking of returning back, very disappointed.

    Solution
    Please provide immediate relief. We are still holding our bags in hands even after 5-10 years of playing it by law after applying for greencards. Please respect liberty and freedom and let that happen to legal applicants.
    1. Please remove country quotas for greencards immediately to make waiting less for legal employer based EB2/EB3 applicants from India in long queues ALREADY in US for years.
    2. This needs No new jobs or Visas. It�s just a simple fix to help bring joy to some legal immigrants and give them freedom to contribute more.
    3. Please provide greencards for any legal employment based applicant who lived in US for atleast 5 years and is waiting for more than 5 years and paid taxes and live like a good American Citizen.
    4. Please provide Citizenship for anyone who lived in US for 10 years and played by the rules all the time and paid taxes.
    5. This will help people buy houses that are so cheap now which will pump in $40 billion even if 50% people buy houses.
    6. Construction jobs increase as people start buying houses.
    7. Manufacturing and auto industry improves as people start buying cars again due to renewed confidence. Else they continue to adjust with their old cars for now.
    8. A fee of $1000-$3000 can be applied for premium processing which can generate $1.5 billion instantly.
    9. Stop the distribution of 50000 diversity greencards lottery per year immediately. This is bad in the current times, when people are waiting in legal queues for ever.
    10. Issue greencards immediately to anyone who did PhD in US and to Masters Students.. They will be more productive if you help here.
    11. Please don�t wait for CIR to have these. This is a small admin fix, no new visas or jobs.
    Please let us feel respected for playing by the rules. It will come back to the American people in full gratitude in the form of jobs and renewed vigor.
    WE TOO NEED A CHANGE NOW.
    A positive action in this regard will be very highly appreciated.
    God Bless America!
    Thank you very much for your kind attention,
    XXXXX,
    Category : Employment based EB3 greencard category from India.
    Priority Date : xx/xx/xxxx


    To President its on change.gov site under Agenda-->Immigration.

    Zoe' Lofgren's addresses are:

    Priority Date : xx/xx/xxxx
    District Office
    635 North 1st Street, Suite B
    San Jose, CA 95112
    Telephone (408) 271-8700

    Washington, D.C. Office
    102 Cannon HOB
    Washington, D.C. 20515
    Telephone (202) 225-3072




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  • paskal
    07-06 01:05 PM
    Man, in frustration people do not even know what to say and what not! Be very careful of what you spin and what you say. From the looks of it, this stuff has every chance of spinning out of control and it may have already started the ball rolling.Think about it for a second!. Once it goes that way, trust me, we will all live to regret that.
    Yes, DHS approved upwards of 25000 GCs over the weekend, leading up to July 2nd. And some people are pissed off at that, err..why?
    Remember, those 25000 are one of us. Once,they too were in line for Labor certifications, I-140s, medical exams and all that crap. And some of them were in the so called "FBI Name check" black-hole for an extended period of time. We should be rejoicing in the fact that most of those backlogs got cleaned up. Instead we have people questioning the validity of those newly approved GCs.My dear friends, god willing, we will all have GCs one day and tell me, how would you feel if someone else comes screaming at you just because he did not get one too.
    Putting a "security lapse" spin on this could be very dangerous and should be avoided at any cost. I hope one of those anti-immigrant lobbies do not pick it up and start running with that. I prey that they do not revoke those already approved GCs, because if they do, then those poor 25000 souls will go through much more agony than what we are going through now.

    It's very tough to get the genie back in the bottle once it is out, so think before you start popping that cork.
    ~AMK


    you are right.
    therefore iv's stand on this has been very careful.
    we are happy that uscis is showing great efficiency. the fact they screwed up with the original visa bulletin is a whole separate issue, the question is- why are we suffering for their mistake?
    all iv memmbers are encouraged not to harp the security issue, it's not in our interest.



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  • bpratap
    04-25 02:38 PM
    I was dealing with GMAC Bank, But I know friends who used Wells Fargo & BAC with the status of AOS pending.

    these People generally get nervous when they see a pending status, Approved I-140 will definitely help.

    Good Luck !




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  • santb1975
    05-24 01:44 PM
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  • shaji_p_j
    08-11 11:53 PM
    I submitted the 485 without the VSC hoping that it will be ready by the time USCIS issue RFE on this. Do you know when we can expect the RFE after the submission?


    Visa Screen is needed to adjust your status. It is always better to have your visa screen ready. USCIS will send an RFE for that. However, while AOS is pending, EAD can be issued.




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  • snhn
    05-02 02:42 PM
    I read here that King said that everyon on EAD and AP is getting a free ride even thought here green card might get rejected. What does he mean by that. I tahught every process goes thorugha security check. such as I 140, H1b, AP and even EAD.



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  • casinoroyale
    03-18 11:24 AM
    This should answer MOST of the people's questions about this tax stimulus plan. Single (or) Married, have SSN or ITIN, you can find the answers by reading the following. (Cut/pasted from IRS website).


    Are you eligible? (http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=179211,00.html)

    You're eligible if you have a valid Social Security Number (SSN) and show qualifying income of at least $3,000 on your federal tax return. Both people listed on a "married filing jointly" return must have valid SSNs to qualify for the payment — if only one has a valid SSN, neither can receive the payment.

    =====

    Examples:

    (http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=179214,00.html)

    The stimulus payment –– both the basic component and the additional funds for qualifying children –– begins to phase out for individuals with adjusted gross incomes (AGI) over $75,000 and married couples who file a joint return with AGI over $150,000. The combined payment is reduced by 5 percent of the income above the AGI thresholds.

    Here are two examples of how the phase out works:

    An individual with AGI of $80,000 and federal income tax liability in excess of $600 would qualify for a basic rebate of $600. Because this individual’s AGI exceeds $75,000, however, her rebate is reduced by $250 (the credit is reduced by multiplying the amount of AGI over $75,000 by 5%). The taxpayer receives an economic stimulus payment of $350.


    A married couple with two children, AGI of $160,000 and federal income tax liability before the child tax credit exceeding $1,200 qualifies for a basic rebate of $1,200 and an additional qualifying child credit of $600 for a total rebate of $1,800. But because the couple’s AGI exceeds $150,000, their rebate is reduced by $500 (the amount of AGI over $150,000 multiplied by 5%). The couple receives an economic stimulus payment of $1,300.


    For SINGLES - bottom line is - if your total income in 2007 is >= $87k, you are not getting anything.




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  • qualified_trash
    01-04 04:01 PM
    ...here is the latest example (http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/NEWS/India/For_IITians_today_home_is_where_the_moolah_is/articleshow/1054987.cms).

    you are assuming that all Indians in the US are from IIT. there are lesser mortals too you know ......... :-))



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  • GCBy3000
    07-06 12:15 PM
    Look at the mistake again

    http://travel.state.gov/visa/frvi/bulletin/bulletin_3266.html

    Effective Monday July 2, 2007 there will be no further authorizations in response to requests for Employment-based preference cases. All numbers available to these categories under the FY-2007 annual numerical limitation have been made available.

    IS THIS A MISTAKE OR REAL




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  • r_mistry
    01-07 11:27 AM
    Friends,

    Anybody received any updates on their APs for late July and early August,07 filers.

    My AP was filed on July 24th at NSC and still no news????

    Thanks in advance for your input!!




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  • santb1975
    05-24 07:19 AM
    Please contribute




    axp817
    09-14 11:45 AM
    I have to agree with SC3. PD porting from one EB category to another is a provision that falls within USCIS guidelines.

    Yes, if an overwhelming number of applicants from a (more) retrogressed category port to a non (or less) retrogressed category, it 'hurts' some people.

    I am EB2-I 2006 by the way, and this will hurt me as well. But I can't bash someone for utilizing to their advantage an option that is provided by the system.

    And who am I kidding, if I was in their place, I would be doing the same thing.




    I_need_GC
    03-25 02:23 PM
    If both the AP's are stamped they will put a stamp on the back or close to it.
    Its not a big problem you are allowed multiple entries :D



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